Better Late Than Never: How To Fry A Turkey

Moist and flavourful turkey is always the goal for Thanksgiving, so after hearing about how much of a life-changing experience frying a turkey is, I decided that was how I was going to prepare the Franklin family meal this year. As I planned to cook the bird on the Sunday before Thanksgiving (we do Turkey Day on the second Monday in October in Canada because our aboriginals harvested their crops earlier than the ones who got screwed over by the Americans did), I started my prep on Saturday by acquiring a turkey fryer from a local rental company. When I got back home, I had to determine how much oil was needed to fry the turkey the three of us planned to eat. To do this, I put the frozen turkey we had in the big ass pot that came with the turkey fryer and filled it with water until the turkey was completely submerged, then marked the water level on the inside of the pot with a pencil. With that done, I turned my attention to the turkey.

Because oil and water don't mix, I needed to be certain that my turkey had no ice in it. When the ice from a frozen turkey meets hot oil, it turns to steam instantly and expands several hundred times its original volume. This much pressure can cause the oil to bubble over and I really didn't want to deal with angry neighbours, property damage, severe injury and a visit from the fire department if the oil made contact with any flames. So if you try this, remember:

YOU ARE DEALING WITH BOILING OIL  - DO NOT LEAVE IT UNATTENDED!

Once the turkey was thawed out, I dried the inside and outside of it with paper towels, and seasoned it with a rub made from Old Bay, poultry seasoning, and paprika. I stuck it back in the fridge until I was ready for it.

When it was time to cook, and I started filling the pot with oil, I soon saw that the four 3 L bottles of sunflower oil I had were nowhere near the amount I needed. I was forced to make a quick run to the grocery store for some more, but even with the extra oil I bought, I didn't have enough to cover our turkey. Not wanting to head back to the store again, I decided to make do with what I had; this just meant I would now have to turn the turkey at various points to ensure it was completely cooked through. After setting up the fryer on the stone patio in the backyard (DO NOT SET UP A TURKEY FRYER  INSIDE OR ON A WOODEN DECK) and attaching the propane tank from my BBQ to the turkey fryer I rented, I fired it up and waited for the oil to heat up. I thought I had hooked up everything correctly, but it seems to take a long time for anything to happen. So again I had to improvise. I pulled my BBQ to the patio, reattached the tank, and placed the pot on the BBQ grill. As I knew how to start that cooking appliance, I was soon back in business.

I had to get the oil up to 190 degrees. If the oil starts to emit black smoke, that's a sign it's getting near its smoke point, and the temperature needs to be lowered. After confirming the oil hit the recommended 190 C, I carefully placed the turkey in the boiling oil.

As the turkey fried, I settled into a lawn chair with my laptop and watched the Jets pull off the upset and beat the Cowboys; I owe it all to my frying of the turkey. Every 20 minutes or so, I would flip the bird (HA!) to make sure the parts that weren't submerged in oil were cooked. After about 70 minutes of cooking, I went to check the turkey's doneness with my thermometer. I wish I had thought about how I would get the turkey out of the pot. I wished I had a bamboo skimmer as the tongs and fork combo I was forced to use was awkward. The turkey may have come apart on me, but I look at it as it saved me some carving time.

It was a beautiful golden brown and other than the oil I drained from the cavity, not as oily as I thought it would be. The turkey needed to rest for at least 20 minutes to allow it to finish cooking, so I placed it on a rack and cover it with aluminum foil. I reaped the rewards of my efforts when it was time to eat, as the meat was as tender and juicy as advertised. If you're looking for a fast way to make a great turkey that gives you space in your oven for side dishes, I highly recommend you give this method a try, it lives up to the hype.

Working My Way Through The Works: Blues Burger

A popular gimmick for food blogs is to eat and review every item on a restaurant's menu. This blog is no exception. These are the observations I've had while eating my way through the burger menu of The Works, a Canadian burger restaurant with locations across Ottawa and Ontario.

The WORKS (900 Watters Road)
Burger Description: "Blue cheese, blue cheese ranch & bacon"
($11.97)

September 24, 2019
I wasn't planning to review the Blues Burger today, I only made the change after scanning the Lunch Menu specials. Blue cheese has as many detractors as it does defenders.  My wife and son aren't fans of its smell or the idea that it contains mold, but they do like its sharp and salty flavours when I add a bit of it to the cheese sauce I use when making macaroni and cheese. Today I sat in a booth with such great lighting overhead, I wished I was a better photographer. For the first time, I noticed the burger patties for the Lunch Menu look smaller than the other offerings available, but given that they are cheaper than the other burgers available, that's not surprising. The bacon added its usual salty smokiness. While there was lots of the blue cheese dressing on my hamburger, there was only a sprinkling of actual blue cheese. The ranch dressing was a bit on the watery side, but I was surprised at how much blue cheese flavour I got in every bite.  Overall, if you like blue cheese, and you're hungry between 11 a.m. and 3 p.m., you owe it to yourself to give this a try.

4 out of 5 stars - So good you'll wonder why it wasn't named after local boy and legendary Blues Brother Dan Aykroyd.

Legends of Canadian Pastry: The Sugar Pie

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This Thanksgiving weekend, consider ending your holiday feast with a dessert rooted in French culture. For the early settlers of Québec, brown sugar was rare, and it something needs to be sweet, maple syrup was the only available sweetener  While the tarte au sucre is a common pastry in France, the use of maple sugar or syrup is what gives the French-Canadian version its distinct taste. With the recipe below, you can quickly see why this treat has been enjoyed for centuries.

Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours.

Ingredients

1 pre-made pie crust
(If you have a favourite homemade pie crust recipe, feel free to use it; if you need one, here's a good recipe.)
1 egg
375 mL amber maple syrup
125 mL 35% heavy cream
15 g cornstarch
15 g unbleached all-purpose flour

1. Preheat the oven to 200°C. Adjust the rack in your oven to the lowest position.
2. Combine the cornstarch and flour in a bowl. Add the maple syrup and whisk until the mixture is smooth and the cornstarch has dissolved completely. Add the cream and egg. Whisk everything until smooth and pour into the prepared pie crust.
3. Bake for at least 45 minutes or until the filling has set. A good test is to shake the pie back and forth a bit. If the center is still liquid, it needs to bake some more. When shaking produces a movement that looks like soft pudding, it’s ready. Let cool at room temperature for at least 2 hours before serving.

The Get It Together BBQ Grilled Cheese Sandwich

You never know you'll find at your local public library until you look. I was pleasantly surprised to find "Beastie Boys Book" waiting for me at the pick-up shelf, I had reserved it so long ago I had forgotten I wanted to check it out. It was through my best friends in elementary school back in the 80s that I discovered the groundbreaking white rappers; it was around the same time I got into their future touring partners in RUN-DMC. The beat from the streets of New York made quite the impression to three kids in Ottawa's suburbs. "Brass Monkey", "Paul Revere", and the classic anthem "Fight For Your Right (To Party)" were my favourite songs from Ad-Rock, Mike D, and the late MCA, but I drifted away from the Beasties by the time "Paul's Boutique" came out. Other than "Hey Ladies", I didn't care for the sample-heavy future masterpiece that it was (all I wanted was another "Licensed to Ill"), but I have liked at least one single from every album they've put out since "Check Your Head". Though mostly written by the surviving members, the memoir includes entries by some of their famous fans turned friends, such as celebrity chef Roy Choi. As the Mac My Cheese Fest is happening this week, I thought I'd pay tribute to one of the recipes Choi contributed to this absolute must-have for any serious Beastie Boys fan; grill these up the next time you're listening to "Sabotage", or if you're still hungry after you check out the festival.

Ingredients:

250 g shredded cheddar cheese
230 g dry macaroni
225 g butter
250 mL of your favourite BBQ sauce
125 mL milk
60 mL olive oil
1 loaf of sourdough or white bread
1 pineapple, peeled and cored

1. Cook the macaroni in boiling water according to the directions on the package. In another saucepan, melt the cheese over low heat with the milk. Mix the drained macaroni and the cheese sauce together and set aside.
2. Drizzle the pineapple with the olive oil, and sprinkle with a bit of sugar and salt. Roast at 177 °C until brown and soft, for about half an hour. Take it out, chop it up,, and puree it in a blender with a splash of water. Add the pineapple mixture to the BBQ sauce and combine.
3. Spread the butter on the outside of the bread slices, then layer the macaroni mixture inside. Drizzle the BBQ all over the macaroni, then close the sandwich. Cook the sandwich on a griddle on low heat until each slice is crispy.

Making Junk Food Healthy Again - Kale Chips

Kale was the leafy green vegetable that was everyone's best friend in the early 2010s. It is very high in nutrients and very low in calories, making it one of the most nutrient-dense foods you can buy in the produce department.  From the same family that gives us cabbage, broccoli, cauliflower, collard greens, and Brussels sprouts, people fell in love kale around 2012 when it started appearing on trendy restaurant menus and in trendier food blogs  While kale can be added to soups, stews, pestos, and casseroles, or blended in smoothies, a popular use of this vegetable is as a potato chip substitute. Using the simple recipe found in "The 4-Hour Chef", there's no reason to not whip up a batch before the big game or for your next Netflix binge.

Ingredients:

1 bunch of kale
extra virgin olive oil
sea salt

1. Preheat the oven to 180°C. Tear or cut the kale leaves into bite-size pieces (you don't need the stems, they can be thrown away).
2. Rinse and dry the leaves completely, using either a salad spinner or paper towels. Once dry, put the kale in a bowl and drizzle some olive oil over it. Toss the kale to ensure all the leaves are covered.
3. Place the kale on a baking sheet lined with parchment paper. Give the kale pieces enough space so that they don't overlap. Sprinkle the sea salt (or chili powder, paprika, Old Bay, garlic powder, lemon zest, if you prefer) over the leaves. 
4. Put the baking tray in the oven for 15 minutes, then try one of the pieces. If they need more crisping, leave them in the oven for another five minutes - you're looking for lightly browned edges, not burnt toast.

DIY Fried Chicken Sandwich

The creation of a fried chicken sandwich from Popeyes has caused fried chicken lovers across the United States to lose their damn minds. The hype over this sandwich has caused people to pull out guns upon learning their local restaurant has sold out of the sandwich; because of the different partners and suppliers used in this country, Canada won't see this sandwich anytime soon. So what's a hungry Canadian supposed to do in the meantime? One could wait until the sandwich makes its way up here, or they could go across the border and hope for the best, but I propose that people save time and money by making the sandwich with the recipe below. It may not be the real thing, but you can make it Louisiana fast and enjoy it until Popeyes gets its act together.

Ingredients:

4 hamburger buns or medium-sized brioche buns
2 boneless skinless chicken breasts
720-960 mL canola oil for frying
240 mL buttermilk
5 g each paprika, garlic powder, black pepper, salt
240 g flour
120 g corn starch
15 g each paprika, garlic powder, onion powder, cayenne pepper
5 g each salt, pepper
120 g mayonaisse
5 g hot sauce
5 g paprika or cajun or taco seasoning
2.5 g garlic powder
Sliced pickles

1. Pound the chicken breasts in between two pieces of parchment paper or plastic wrap. Cut each chicken breast in half crosswise to make 2 small pieces of chicken about the same size as the bun.
2. In a large bowl, mix together the buttermilk and the 5-gram portions of the paprika, garlic powder, salt, and black pepper. Add the chicken to the mix and place in the fridge to marinate up to 24 hours or use right away. 
3. In a medium shallow bowl, whisk the flour, cornstarch, and the 15-gram portions of the paprika, garlic powder, onion powder, and cayenne pepper (if you want it spicy) together. Drizzle 2-3 tablespoons of the buttermilk batter into the flour mixture and mix it through with a fork.
4. Heat oil in a large heavy-duty skillet or pot on medium temperature or until the temperature reaches 176°C. Working with a piece at a time, dredge the chicken in the flour mixture and press some of the flour on the top of the chicken breast to form a thick crust. Transfer the chicken to hot oil and fry for 3-5 minutes per side or until the outside is crispy and golden and the internal temperature reaches 75°C. 
5. Melt some butter in a large saucepan and toast the buns face down until golden and crisp. In a small bowl whisk the mayonnaise, the hot sauce, and the remaining spices together and spread a generous layer of the spicy mayo on each bun. Add the chicken and the pickles and serve immediately.
   
   Note: Popeyes might disagree, but I like to add some bacon and some shredded lettuce when I feel like a fried chicken sandwich. 

Working My Way Through the Works: First Date

A popular gimmick for food blogs is to eat and review every item on a restaurant's menu. This blog is no exception. These are the observations I've had while eating my way through the burger menu of The Works, a Canadian burger restaurant with locations across Ottawa and Ontario.

The WORKS Orleans (900 Watters St.)
Burger Description: "Sauteed mushrooms, diced tomatoes, garlic & brie cheese"
($16.18)
August 13, 2019
Having celebrated my anniversary early this month completely influenced my decision to order a burger called the First Date. I'm not sure why it has this name. Is it a good burger to order when on a first date? Are the toppings supposed to impress your date? Sauteed mushrooms are always good on a burger, and tomato and garlic always go well together, I guess that shows you have a grown-up palate; the fresh tomatoes conveys your health-conscious, which a lot of people look for in a potential partner. I still remember how I meet my wife. It was the summer of 2002. After texting one another on Lavalife (the Tinder of its day), we had agreed to meet face to face to see "Men in Black II". I remember spotting her when I arrived at the theatre, she was seated at a table, deeply engrossed in a book she had brought. The book intimated me. I was already feeling nervous meeting this woman with the striking profile picture that caught my eye, I feared that she would pull out her book and go back reading at a moments notice during our date if I didn't make a good impression immediately. What impressed me about my hamburger was the size of my patty, this was easily the biggest hamburger patty I've received to date. It was so large my burger fall apart on me, with the wetness of the toppings not helping matters. That aside, everything came together nicely with this hamburger. As for my first date with my future wife, I must have been particularly charming, as the book was put in her purse after I introduced myself and didn't make another appearance for the rest of the evening.

3.5 out of 5 stars - It just may be the best part of your date.