The Foodie Handbook vs. How to Be a Better Foodie

People who call themselves foodies love showing how their love and knowledge of food is that much better than everyone else's. They pride themselves on being able to recommend a good restaurant within walking distance of any location without the need of an app; they know their way around a farmer's market better than the people selling produce there; their pantries are stocked and organized with almost military precision. But things like knowing how to cook, choosing the right wine, and trying lots of new and different foods takes time. How does one become a "true foodie", as opposed to being someone who just likes chewing and swallowing different edibles?  For those who want to fine tune their foodie credibility, there are two books available they can help them be all that they want to be. Popular food blogger Pim Techamuanvivit's "The Foodie Handbook: The (Almost) Definitive Guide to Gastronomy" is a great showcase for her knowledge of food, acquired by years of travelling the globe, trying and tasting lots of different foods, and writing about her experiences for such publications as the New York Times, Food & Wine Magazine, and Bon Appétit magazine. You may never have the funds to go to the French Laundry, but you can learn how to make the most of a visit there if the opportunity ever comes up by reading about Techamuanvivit's time at the famed eatery. For a more step-by-step approach to being a foodie, there is also Sudi Pigott's "How to Be a Better Foodie: A Bulging Little Book for the Truly Epicurious". Pigott also comes from a literary background, with her extensive knowledge of food shown in articles in The Sunday Telegraph, and in Seasoned by Chefs Food Magazine, and with appearances on BBC Radio 4 and London Live TV. Her book is such a wealth of information for both beginner and experienced gourmets that it can come off as a book parodying the pretentiousness that is associated with being a foodie. There will be a lot of eye-rolling when you read either of these books. Anyone hoping to learn to become a better foodie on a middle-class budget and without the access both authors have to top-level chefs will be disappointed. But if having to eat at a chain restaurant is something you, or someone you know considers unacceptable, either of these books would be a welcome addition to a library or reading list.

• The Foodie Handbook: The (Almost) Definitive Guide to Gastronomy by Techamuanvivit, Pim (2009) Paperback
• How to Be a Better Foodie: A Bulging Little Book for the Truly Epicurious

Detox and Retox - Yoga On Tap at the Ottawa Winter Brewfest

A lot of people practice yoga in order to free their minds from the distractions that normally occupy it; a lot of people drink beer for the same reason. Yoga classes followed by a pint of beer have become a hot new pairing at breweries throughout the city and the country. While you may think the beer would offset any of yoga's positive effects, sipping a pint may have more health advantages than you think, according to a recent study published in the Journal of Cereal Science. And who doesn't like a cold one after working your muscles hard? I first heard of the trend when I saw one of my favourite craft breweries, Dominion City Brewing, hosted YOGA ON TAP last year, that featured a session that offered an all levels accessible yoga class, followed by a tour of the brewery and some beer tasting. It was too late for me to attend that event, but I managed to get into the session happening at the sold-out Winter Brewfest at Lansdowne Park today. It was -28 Celsius leaving the house this morning, with a windchill of way too cold to be out if you don't have to. I thought I could warm myself up on the frigid walk from my parking spot to the Horticulture Building by convincing myself I was attending a hot yoga class but it didn't help. Once I registered and started to defrost, I made my way to the front to set up. I'd say there were about 30-35 people in attendance, with more women than men, about a five-to-one ratio. Our instructor, Ashley, soon welcomed us to the class and won everyone over with her enthusiastic attitude, and the announcement that she was cool with people drinking beer while she led us through the routine. Her approach to the class was it was just her inviting us in to join her as she drank beer while she practised yoga, and that life is a gift that we should all enjoy. I appreciated the commitment to work-life balance, but I would need to take more yoga classes to get the full benefits of it. I was too busy getting my body into the proper form, and worrying if my breathing was correct to get any of the mental or spiritual aspects. But by the end of the session, I was relaxed enough to enjoy some beer. Ashley then led everyone through a beer tasting, and her knowledge of beer is on par with her knowledge of yoga. The standout of the samplings offered was the Unf stout from local brewers whiprsnapr, full of dark chocolate, black cherry, and espresso flavours. With a focus on one's well being, and one's community, YOGA ON TAP was a good time for everyone, whether you come out for the yoga or for the beer.

Wintertime and Fried Dough

Back in 1979, someone at the NCC realized that in order to enjoy Ottawa's brutal winters, you needed a reason to celebrate them. Inspired by 1922's Canadian National Winter Carnival, Winterlude is one of city's biggest tourist and event draws, with features like the world famous Rideau Canal Skateway, the ice sculptures at the Crystal Garden in Confederation Park, and the Snowflake Kingdom in Gatineau's Jacques-Cartier Park. But to some, the true highlight of the festival is the opportunity to eat a BeaverTail. Paired with a hot beverage, this pastry makes being in the cold bearable for all but the more hardcore hibernators. If you're that winter adverse, you can try one of the many fried dough recipes out there that try to replicate the popular winter treat. This is one that recently caught my eye; please note that this is no substitute for the real thing.

Ingredients

120 mL warm water
80 mL warm milk
80 mL oil
5 mL vanilla
625 g self rising flour
25 g dry yeast
17 g sugar
7.5 g salt
0.35 g pinch sugar (a pinch)
2 eggs
Vegetable oil for frying
Cinnamon sugar

1. In a large mixing bowl, stir together the yeast, warm water and the pinch of sugar. Allow the mixture to stand a couple of minutes to allow yeast to swell and dissolve. Stir in remaining sugar, milk, vanilla, eggs, oil, salt and most of flour to make a soft dough.
2. Knead 5-8 minutes (by hand or with your food processor's dough hook attachment), adding flour as needed to form a firm, smooth, elastic dough. Place the dough in a greased bowl, and place the bowl in a plastic bag and seal it (the dough can be refrigerated at this point if you're not planning to use it right away). Let it rise for about 30-40 minutes.
3. Gently deflate dough (if dough is coming out of the fridge, allow to warm up about 40 minutes before proceeding) by pinching off a golf ball sized piece of dough. Roll it out into an oval and let it rest, covered with a tea towel while you are preparing the remaining dough.
4. Stretch the ovals into the familiar tail shape, thinning them out and enlarging them as desired. Heat about 5 cm of oil in your vessel of choice. After a few minutes, drop a little dough in the oil. If it sizzles and browns up, then the oil is ready. Add the dough pieces to the hot oil, about 1-2 at a time. Turn once to fry until the undersides are deep brown. DO NOT WALK AWAY FROM THE STOVE as they burn quickly.
5. Lift the fried dough out with tongs and drain on paper towels. Immediately toss the tails in cinnamon sugar and shake off any excess.

The Year That Was And The Year That Will Be

As the meals and trends of 2015 have come and gone, it's time to look back at the year that was in food news, as well as what we can look forward to in 2016.

• Hot in 2015
  If the media reports I scanned are to be believed, the things that were trending in 2015 food-wise were bone broth; craft beer; anything smoked; beets; tacos; escargot; finding new and creative ways to make dishes gluten-free; rabbit; sitting at a booth in a restaurant; and food halls. I missed last year's beet craze, and I'm not sure when booth-seating wasn't cool - clearly, I need to eat out more this year.


• Food prices to continue going up
  You couldn't help but notice how much food cost at the supermarket last year, and that trend isn't going away in 2016. Because Canadians have to purchase about 81% of their fresh produce from sources outside of Canada, a head of cauliflower might be as much as $8 at the grocery store nowadays. Food prices could increase anywhere from 2% to as much as 4% this year, and according to Food Institute of the University of Guelph, the more the Canadian dollar loses traction, the price of imported foods like fruits, nuts, vegetables, processed products and grocery products will increase. Food prices in 2015 rose by 4.1% across the country, meaning the average Canadian household paid about $325 more for food than in 2014. Meat prices rose 5% last year and could go up another 4.5% this year, so expect to see more fish, lentils, and chickpeas on menus and tables this year, and the head-to-tail/stem-to-root- cooking practices to continue.
  
  
• Local restaurant closures
  Arguably, the biggest food story in Ottawa was the closing of Mello's restaurant in the Market. Everyone was caught off-guard expected the backlash from the diner's closing, mostly because no one ever thought the Ottawa institution would ever close. I never had the pleasure of eating there during either its diner heyday, or its pop-up supper club phase, and my wife considered it one of the sketchier of her after-hours haunts in the early 90s. Having gone there once for my birthday, the closing of Hy's meant more to either of us, with it closing in February of this year due to a disagreement over the cost of renewing its lease. Other restaurant closures of note in the city include Chinatown's Hung Sum and Raw Sugar Cafe, and the Denny's in South Keys.


• Favourite foodie word of the year
  
  hangry - 1.) hungry and angry at the same time; 2.) to be so hungry that it makes you angry
  
  Anyone with young children or who works long hours to meet impossible deadlines is familiar with this word and feeling; I'm amazed it took as long as it did to become mainstream.


• All-day breakfast at McDonald's
  It took me by surprise to see how many people got excited about hearing Mickey D's plan to serve the most important meal of the day twenty-four hours a day. When you consider how much of the breakfast market McDonald's has (they comprised one-third of all fast-food breakfast sales in 2012), it makes sense to extend breakfast past 10:30 in the morning. Let's hope this plan starts here in Canada in 2016 so that no one will ever know the indignity of just missing out on an Egg McMuffin ever again.


• Food companies to cater to millennials
  With their numbers reaching 80 million in America alone, representing about a fourth of the entire population, and $200 billion in annual buying power, it seems that if you weren't born between 1982 and 2004, your opinion about food and dining doesn't matter. But before you start complaining about how they need to stay off your lawn, you can thank these youngsters for things like the loungability and relaxed atmosphere at restaurants; the on-going fascination with sriracha and kale; and customizable menu options at fast-food places.


• Hot in 2016?
  The experts on Pinterest predict beer cocktails; snacking from Bento boxes; DIY artisan olive oils; avocado oil; homebrewing; and distilling your own liquor will be what everyone will be doing this year, along with pour-over coffee (who has time for that?); gourmet spins on traditional cultural cuisines; enjoying more vegetables; and choosing savoury or sweet desserts. I myself predict more choices on the edible marijuana scene as the Liberal government rolls out its weed legalization plans, and more of a spotlight on local cuisine as we march towards Canada's 150th-anniversary celebrations; get those food truck applications ready.

Throwback Thursday: Original Al's Steak House Creamy Garlic Dressing

After coming back from a trip to Montreal in 1967, Al Saikali decided Ottawa needed a steakhouse on par with those he saw in Quebec. Later that year in Bells Corners, he opened Al's Steak House in a building that's been around since the 19th century, and though it is now based on Elgin St., Al's has been satisfying their customers for more than 40 years. A friend of mine posted a link to what someone is claiming to be Al's creamy garlic dressing recipe, given to them by Al himself. You may take that with an appropriately sized grain of salt if you want, but for garlic lovers, this recipe looks legit enough to at least give it a try.


Ingredients

1 large egg white
160 mL salad oil (canola or any plain cooking oil)
60 mL white vinegar or red wine vinegar
3.2 to 4.25 g pure garlic powder
2.125 g dry mustard
dried parsley for colour

1. Beat the egg white well in a small bowl with a hand whip until the egg gets frothy and foamy. (Don't worry if it gets like a meringue, it just makes it thicker and creamy, and doesn't hurt the flavour in any way.)
2. Gradually drizzle the salad oil while beating the egg white in until it resembles a light white mayonnaise like texture. Stir in the vinegar, garlic powder, and dry mustard.
3. Cover well and refrigerate immediately. It will keep for a week or more in the fridge as the vinegar stops the egg from spoiling. Serve in a jug for pouring or a dish with a big spoon. Let people salt and pepper to their own taste.

Music For Your Food Porn Soundtrack - A Foodie Playlist

Now that the city has dug itself out from the first snowstorm of the winter, people can now focus their energies on New Year's Eve party plans. If you are hosting a party this year, food-themed or otherwise, you probably are busy getting your house ready and making the final touches to your food and drink menus.  Don't forget about a key ingredient to any party - the music. Below is a playlist composed of either food-themed songs or artists. The mix is eclectic enough for all musical tastes, or at least long enough to inspire your own additions, so head to your favourite music streaming service, and give it a go. 

All the best to you and yours in the New Year.

• A Tribe Called Quest - "Bonita Applebum"
• Jim Jones and Ron Browz featuring Juelz Santana - "Pop Champagne"
• Sneaker Pimps - "Spin Spin Sugar"
• Akinyele - "Put It In Your Mouth"
• AC/DC - "Have A Drink On Me"
• Action Bronson - "Ceviche"
• Limp Bizkit - "Faith"
• UB40 - "Red Red Wine"
• Katy Perry - "Bon Appétit" 
• Lil Wayne - "Lollipop"
• Portishead -"It Could Be Sweet"
• Method Man - "Meth Vs. Chef"
• Parliament - "Chocolate City"
• DJ Food - "Mr. Quickie Cuts the Cheese"
• The Four Tops - I Can't Help Myself (Sugar Pie, Honey Bun)
• Salt-n-Pepa - "Push It"
• Brandy - "What About Us?"
• The Verve - "Bittersweet Symphony"
• Eminem - "Ass Like That"
• Prince - "Cream"
• Red Hot Chili Peppers - "Give It Away"
• George Thorogood & The Destroyers - "One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer"
• Black Eyed Peas - "Pump It"
• DJ Shadow - "Building Steam With A Grain of Salt"
• Massive Attack - "Black Milk"
• Wu-Tang Clan - "C.R.E.A.M"
• Snoop Dogg -"Gin & Juice"
• Sublime - "40 Oz. To Freedom"
• The Notorious B.I.G. - "Juicy"
• Smashing Pumpkins - "Bullet With Butterfly Wings"
• The Chemical Brothers - "Morning Lemon"
• The Tragically Hip - "Little Bones"
• Ice Cube - "Check Yo Self (Radio Remix)"
• Main Source - "Live At the Barbeque"
• Ray Charles - "One Mint Julep"
• The Presidents of the United States of America - "Peaches"
• Spice Girls - "Spice Up Your Life"
• Fishbone - "Lemon Meringue"
• Roger Troutman - "I Heard It Through The Grapevine"
• Blue Öyster Cult - "(Don't Fear) The Reaper"
• The B-52s - "Rock Lobster"
• The Brothers Johnson - "Strawberry Letter #23"
• Public Enemy - "Cold Lampin' With Flavour"
• The Rolling Stones - "Brown Sugar"
• Chuck Berry - "You Never Can Tell"
• Caesars - "Jerk It Out"
• System of a Down - "Chop Suey!"
• Kelis - "Milkshake"
• DNA featuring Suzanne Vega - "Tom's Diner"
• Raekwon - "Ice Cream"
• Korn - "Word Up"
• Reel Big Fish - "Take On Me"
• Toni Basil - "Mickey"
• Vanilla Ice - "Ice Ice Baby"
• 112 featuring Jay-Z and Lil Kim - "Peaches and Cream"
• Peaches & Herb - "Shake Your Groove Thing"
• Strawberry Alarm Clock - "Incense & Peppermints"
• Kim Mitchell - "Go For A Soda"
• The Lovin' Spoonful - "Summer in the City"
• Cream - "Crossroads"
• Cake - "Short Skirt / Long Jacket"
• Peaches - "Fuck the Pain Away"
• Blind Melon - "No Rain"
• The Cranberries - "Zombie"
• Jimmy Eat World - "Sweetness"
• Sugar Ray - "Fly"
• Bananarama - "Venus"
• Taco - "Putting on the Ritz"
• Meatloaf - "Paradise By The Dashboard Light"

"Chef" - A Better Late Than Never review

When I heard that the Angry Dragonz food truck were giving away passes to see this movie last year if you tweeted out a picture of something from their menu, I thought I could kill two birds with one stone and score some food and bypass the ticket line. While I did enjoy the General Tso Chicken rice bowl with egg roll I ordered, my pictures weren't up to snuff to see the movie for free. Fast forward to this week, and the copy I borrowed from the Ottawa Public library came in. Jon Favreau stars and excels as a high profile chef who starts a food truck business when he loses his restaurant job after refusing to compromise himself anymore. Favreau gets the most out of his collaboration with co-producer and chef Roy Choi as the movie does a good job conveying the frustrations of being a chef working for a controlling owner; the struggles of juggling parental responsibilities and professional obligations; the perils of social media; and the trials and tribulations of getting into the food truck game. This film shows a great love of the art of cooking, and is a perfect blend of indie film making, and big box office star power. Recommended for foodies and anyone who's ever thought about packing it in and doing what they love not because someone is telling them to do it, but because they love doing it.