Showing posts with label food. Show all posts
Showing posts with label food. Show all posts

Saturday, May 13, 2023

Treat Yo' Self on Yo' Birthday

This month marks the annual day my body has survived the Earth's rotation around the sun. I plan to celebrate this occasion by getting as much free food as possible. Using the world's most popular search engine, I checked how many places offer complimentary items on one's birthday or birthday month. Most places require you to sign up for an email list or download an app a couple of days before your birthday; start at least a month before the day you were born to get all that's coming to you. Below is a way to break down the offers available by type of meal - happy birthday to you.

AVOID AN UNNECESSARY HASSLE ON YOUR BIRTHDAY: BRING ID WITH YOUR D.O.B

BREAKFAST

  • Kettleman’s Bagel - Downloading their app and joining their rewards club get you a dozen free bagels of your choice.
  • Le Moulin De Provence KD (Metcalfe & Queen) - Get a freshly-baked pastry after proving it really is your birthday. Please note this offer is not valid at the Byward Market store for some reason. 
  • Perkins - Three pancakes, two eggs made to order, and two pieces of bacon are a great way to start your birthday.

    Coffee fans probably already know Bridgehead and Starbucks offer a free birthday beverage if you sign up for their respective rewards programs. If not, make the most of those points that have been gathering dust on your profile.
LUNCH/DINNER

  • Blue Cactus - With the purchase of another main course of equal or greater value, you can get a free entrée on your birthday. If you go during the month of your birthday, you can get a free dessert.
  • Harvey's - They may make your hamburger a beautiful thing, but on your birthday, the best they can offer is free Frings (half French fries, half onion rings).
  • South St. Burger - As a member of the Birthday Club, you can treat yourself and a friend to a birthday burger with their ‘buy one, get one free’ coupon. The best part of this deal is that it's valid on your birthday and for 14 days afterward.
  • Tucker's Marketplace: Guess who's back...back again...Two years after closing during the COVID-19 pandemic, the former Mother Tucker's is back with its customary free birthday meal.
  • The Works: A free burger with the purchase of any burger of equal or lesser value and a side is available to you. As someone who has been working his way through their menu, I would be doing myself a disservice by not suggesting you take advantage of their offer.

DESSERT

If you have a sweet tooth, you've hit the motherlode on your birthday. The following locales will satisfy that craving by comping your dessert with the purchase of a meal:

Thursday, December 1, 2022

Give The Gift Of A Good Meal

Rising food and housing costs; low wages; not enough work hours - people are relying on food banks more than ever before. According to a Feed Ontario report, the people in this province have been visiting food banks in greater numbers and in more frequency for six years running. Now more than ever, a donation to your local food bank would be greatly appreciated. As we head into the holiday season, a novel way to help the less fortunate this Christmas would be to create a reverse advent food calendar. As I posted on the Franklin on Food Facebook page, each day you would add an item to a box. On Christmas Eve, you then arrange for the box to be sent to a food bank. If this is something that appeals to you, here are the Passionate Penny Pincher's donation suggestions:

Remember to check the expiry date before you donate.
  • December 1: box of cereal (whole grain if possible)
  • December 2: peanut butter
  • December 3: stuffing mix
  • December 4: boxed potatoes
  • December 5: macaroni and cheese
  • December 6: canned fruit
  • December 7: canned tomatoes
  • December 8: canned tuna
  • December 9: dessert mix
  • December 10: jar of applesauce
  • December 11: canned sweet potatoes
  • December 12: cranberry sauce
  • December 13: canned beans
  • December 14: box of crackers
  • December 15: package of rice (brown rice is needed most)
  • December 16: package of oatmeal
  • December 17: package of pasta
  • December 18: spaghetti sauce
  • December 19: chicken noodle soup
  • December 20: tomato soup
  • December 21: can of corn
  • December 22: can of mixed vegetable
  • December 23: can of carrots
  • December 24: can of green beans

Monday, January 3, 2022

The Year That Was 2021

With the threat of another lockdown upon us with the Omicron variant running rampant, 2022 is beginning to look and feel a lot more like most of 2020. As we head into the new year, let's take a moment to look back on the food-related events that made 2021 the year that it was.

Ketchup package shortage
Takeout usage was higher than ever because of COVID in-house dining restrictions throughout the year. This created a severe shortage of the carryout version of the popular condiment. It got to the point where a thriving market for ketchup packets on eBay existed, with prices going for anywhere between 50¢ to $5; you'd think they were TimBiebs boxes or something. I would have thought investing in a bottle of ketchup would negate any packet shortage, but I guess that would mean going to the grocery store.

Air fryers
The adult E-Z Bake Oven that is the air fryer is still as popular as ever with it taking up counter space in kitchens across the country. With an air fryer, it is possible to make healthier alternatives to deep-fried foods, but people need to keep in mind that frozen chicken nuggets don't magically become healthier because less oil is used - the nutrition value of the food doesn't change. My old-school deep fryer still works so I'm not in the market to upgrade. Plus, I'd rather get a full-sized convection oven, and I don't have the space for an air fryer because I already have last year's must-have kitchen appliance.

Buttergate
When people fill the large amount of the time on their hands that the pandemic has given them with baking, they start noticing something is wrong with the butter they're using. Early in 2021 people claimed that Canadian butter no longer softened at room temperature. People claimed this "hard" butter was because of an increased use of palmitic acid, a byproduct of palm oil, commonly added to cow feed. Gripes about hard butter took a more serious turn when reports out of British Columbia about non-foaming milk lead to discussions about whether dairy farmers should even be feeding palm fats to cows and the lack of transparency about the process in the daily industry. The Dairy Farmers of Canada says there's no reason to be concerned but they will look into the matter further to reassure consumers and stakeholders. I hadn't noticed anything different about the butter I've used in the past year, but if "Buttergate" leads to better dairy products, it will be worth all the drama around it.

Popcorn salad
Molly Yeh had no idea she would create the year's most controversial dish. On her Food Network show "Girl Meets Farm", Yeh introduced the popcorn salad and promptly broke the internet. This isn't her first daring take on the classic American salad, having created a pizza salad (think a deconstructed pizza in a bowl), and a chocolate bar salad (!)  in the past. I'm not much of a salad eater, so I'll assume it's the combination of popcorn and vegetables that have people up in arms. To satisfy your curiosity about popcorn salad, try the recipe below :

Ingredients: Molly Yeh’s Popcorn Salad
1/3 cup popcorn kernels
vegetable oil, as needed for popping
white Cheddar popcorn seasoning
1/2 cup mayonnaise
1/4 cup sour cream
2 tablespoons apple cider vinegar
1 tablespoon sugar
2 teaspoons Dijon mustard
1 shallot, thinly sliced
Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper to taste
2 cups sugar snap peas, strings removed, cut crosswise into thirds
1 cup shredded carrot
1 cup chopped celery plus 1/2 cup tender inner celery leaves
1 bunch watercress, trimmed and torn into bite-size pieces
  1. Pop the popcorn in a popcorn maker according to the manufacturer's instructions. While it's still hot, sprinkle with the white cheddar popcorn seasoning to taste. Let cool completely.
  2. Whisk the mayonnaise, sour cream, cider vinegar, sugar, and Dijon together in a large serving bowl. Stir in the shallot. Season with salt and pepper.
  3. Add the snap peas, carrot, and chopped celery and toss to coat. Add the popcorn and toss to coat the kernels in the dressing.
  4. Pile the watercress on top and sprinkle with the celery leaves. Serve immediately.
Plant-based eggs
Plant-based meat never really took off as a lot of people hoped. As close to meat as it was, it still wasn't enough like the real thing for most consumers. But that didn't stop the makers of Just Egg, a mung bean-based product known for its ability to mimic the look and texture of cooked eggs. I think these will go over huge with the fast-food crowd, or at least better than those plant-based sandwiches that silently fell off a lot of menus. And speaking of fast-food sandwiches...

Subway's legal problems
Having barely survived the fallout of having Jared Fogel as a spokesperson, Subway continues to be plagued with accusations of selling fake meat. After winning the right to proceed with a defamation lawsuit against the CBC after a story from the show "Marketplace" in 2017 claimed about half the DNA in Subway chicken was soy, the sandwich makers had to deal with a similar claim about what's really in their tuna sandwiches. With claims that their seafood is not "100% tuna" as advertised, Subway owners must long for the days when the biggest worry they had was complaints about the foot-longs not being 12 inches in length.

Restaurant worker shortage
Not surprisingly, the restaurant industry has encountered unprecedented difficulties over the past two years. With numerous restaurants forced to shut down in 2020 restaurants found it hard to get employees back when they reopened in 2021. Some people blamed CERB payments and a lack of work ethic in today's workers; a lot of people blamed low wages and poor working conditions for the lack of interest in working in the service industry. This may change now that the minimum wage has increased this year, but don't be surprised if your favourite restaurant is closed more often than it used to be. 

Price increases and shortages
If you went to the supermarket at any point last year, you noticed that if what you wanted was in stock, it now costs more than it used to. Supply-chain bottlenecks, labour shortages, product shortages, strong demand - there were lots of reasons why grocery bills were high. Reports of shortages of turkeys and liquor may have been a bit premature, as I saw plenty of both available through the Christmas season. As food gets more expensive, people will adapt their diets according to their budgets. Luckily, this can be done without sacrificing dietary concerns or flavour.

What does 2022 have in store for us? Stay tuned...

Thursday, August 20, 2020

Foods That Unsettle Conservatives

To say the announcement of Kamala Harris as Joe Biden's choice for vice president caused a stir across the border is an understatement. Her biggest critics responded in predictable ways, with FOXNews saying she was both too radical and not radical enough, and the Orange Goblin reviving the birther nonsense that didn't work against Obama. But I don't think anyone predicted the current vice president's take on his potential successor. Speaking at an event called “Farmers & Ranchers For Trump” Mike Pence vowed to make America great again by protecting America’s red meat from the Democrats. After learning Harris was in favour of "changing dietary guidelines and would encourage moderation to promote healthy eating, revise the food pyramid, and protect the environment", Pence responded with this:
"Well I've got some red meat for you - we're not going to let Joe Biden and Kamala Harris cut America's meat!"
You got to hand it to Pence's speechwriter, you have to know your audience if you want to reach them, and telling a room full of beef producers their livelihood will be threatened if Trump isn't reelected is like throwing chum in shark-infested waters. I can also see how the threat of losing access to well-done steaks with ketchup would shake the MAGA crowd to their no-soy-or-tofu-eating core. Anyone else should know that any changes to the USDA food guide aren't mandated by law, they're just healthy suggestions. If you want to stuff every orifice in your body with meat, that's your God-given right as an American or a Canadian. This isn't the first time a politician has used the food we eat to stoke fear and discontent into people, and with the threat of an election in this country looming, I'm sure it won't be the last. So if "owning the conservatives" is a thing for you (or if you're looking for some new ways to eat better), here are some recipes that are red meat-free that are sure to drive Pence crazier than his hydroxychloroquine-hyping boss. Packed full of nutrients and flavour, these recipes are from the Wired food issue from August 2016 back when Pence was starting his own vice-presidential aspirations.

Remember to buy local produce whenever possible.

THE BEAUTIFIER
  1. Chop one head of broccoli into florets. Toss with grapeseed or safflower oil, some diced shallot, fresh lime juice, sambal (an Indonesian chili sauce or paste), a bit of fish sauce; season with salt and pepper
  2. Layer on the bottom of a medium-sized bowl and top with Swiss chard sautéed in garlic and avocado halves
  3. Top with chopped toasted peanuts and hazelnuts served with more lime on the side
The greens, nuts, and oils in this bowl are great sources of vitamin E, which helps the growth of your hair and nails, and has shown to lower incidences of cardiovascular diseases, cancer, and dementia.
THE HEART HELPER
  1. Pile steamed brown rice into a medium-sized bowl and top with sautéed Swiss chard or spinach, boiled mini potatoes, sliced avocado and tomatoes, and lima beans
  2. Whisk finely chopped shallots, fresh lemon juice, and olive oil together and season with salt and pepper, and drizzle it over the bowl
  3. Top with seared mackerel fillet and some chopped pistachios, sunflower seeds, and parsley sprinkled over everything
Potassium and magnesium-rich, this bowl helps reduce high blood pressure, a leading cause of heart attacks, heart failure, kidney disease, and stroke.
VISION OF HEALTH
  1. Toss chopped sweet potato, carrots and/or butternut squash with olive oil, salt and pepper, and roast at 205°C until golden-brown
  2. Wilt some spinach in a large skillet and chop, then stir it into some cooked quinoa, along with some olive oil, fresh lemon juice, chopped parsley, scallion, and salt and pepper
  3. Arrange the quinoa mixture in a medium-sized bowl and top with the roasted vegetables, a fried egg, and some chili flakes
The vitamin A in the ingredients in this bowl is key for eye and immune health. The quinoa supplies vitamin B and iron, as well as being protein-rich and gluten-free.
THE BONE BUILDER
  1. Mix some finely grated garlic into full-fat Greek yogurt, season with salt and pepper, then smear it onto the side of a medium-sized bowl and sprinkle with Aleppo pepper (also known as Halaby pepper) and orange zest
  2. Add wilted kale to the bowl, and top with a piece of seared rainbow trout, with the juice of half an orange squeezed over everything
  3. Top with flaky sea salt and a fresh egg yolk
The calcium in the kale pairs well with the vitamin D in the yogurt, egg yolk, and the trout.
THE BLOOD BOOSTER
  1. Pile warm buckwheat soba into a medium-sized bowl and top with steamed Chinese (or regular) broccoli, bok choy, baby shrimp, cooked edamame, and some spoonfuls of silken tofu
  2. Pour hot dashi broth over everything, then drizzle with some soy sauce and toasted sesame oil
  3. Squeeze lots of lime over everything and top with chopped toasted cashews and cilantro
Broccoli and bok choy are packed with vitamin C, which helps the body absorb the iron from the tofu, edamame, and shrimp. A good balance improves oxygen transport and blood health.
NO-FAIL KALE
  1. Finely chop some kale or any green leafy vegetable you have on hand (Swiss chard, spinach, collards, parsley will work) and mix with finely grated garlic, lemon zest, and lots and lots of olive oil
  2. Season with salt and pepper and toss with zucchini noodles
  3. Serve in a medium-sized bowl with watercress, chopped toasted pistachios, a squeeze of lemon, and plenty of shaved Parmesan on top 
The vitamin K from the greens and the cheese are essential for bone remodelling and blood clotting when you get cut.

Monday, April 13, 2020

Commentary on Unpopular Food and Beverages Opinions

Looking for a way to blow off some pent-up cabin fever with whoever you're forced to spend time with while self-isolating? The Internet is filled with unpopular food-related opinions, so use some of these talking points the next time you feel the need to pick a fight with someone to break up some of the monotony. Just keep in mind that it may not be worth it if you end up self-isolating in a tent in the yard; like the President of the United States, this blog will not be responsible for the end of any friendships, engagements, or marriages.
  1. Pineapple is a legitimate pizza topping.
    This one always starts fights because there is no middle ground. You either love pineapple on a pizza, or you hate it with a passion. Pairing salty pork and sweet fruit makes sense, but putting it on a pizza does nothing for me.
  2. Ketchup should be fridge-cold.
    Even though I always stick the bottle of ketchup in the fridge after I open it, this is not a deal-breaker with me. Besides, it helps to cool off fresh out the fryer French fries before you jam them in your mouth.
  3. Ketchup be damned.
    I know that they don't like ketchup on hot dogs in Chicago, but you must really hate the taste of processed tomatoes to forego it completely. 
  4. Beer out of a can tastes weird.
    In theory, beer in a can should taste better than beer in a bottle as cans keep out all light and are completely airtight to ensure the beer never gets tainted. People assume they can taste the aluminum from the can when they take a sip, but the inside of beer cans have been lined with a thin layer of plastic since the 1930s, so maybe it's the plastic they object to. Luckily, this is a problem that can be solved by handing the person an empty glass.
  5. Mushrooms are disgusting.
    True, they are a fungus that grows on shit, but honey is basically bee vomit, and no one is up in arms about putting it on toast. 
  6. Strawberries get more credit than they deserve.
    Do the tarts, turnovers, and shortcakes strawberries make really steal the glory away from foods made from blueberries, blackberries, raspberries, and all the other berries? I don't really understand this strawberry hating. 
  7. Pickle juice is delicious, nutritious, and a treat for your mouth and body.
    It turns out that they really are a lot of health reasons to drink pickle juice. Athletes swear that drinking it helps relieve muscle cramps and that it replenishes electrolytes better than Gatorade, among other things. I am sold on the idea that pickle brine is great for marinating chicken in, but otherwise, I'm not big on pickles as a whole, drinking the juice would be a big pass for me.
  8. Room-temperature butter is the truth.
    Bakers looking to get the flakiest of flaky pie crusts would disagree, but there's no denying that warm butter is easier to spread on toast. 
  9. "I hate avocados, but I love guacamole."
    This describes my feelings about avocados perfectly, without any seasonings, I can't eat avocado, just as I can't eat a burrito without guacamole.
  10. Brunch is not bad, but it is dramatically overrated.
    Going out to brunch - those were the days. Anyone who believes brunch is more trouble than it's worth has either read "Kitchen Confidential" or has waited a long time to get seated for brunch while hungover. Brunch was never a big thing in my life, it has to be a really great Eggs Benedict for me to get dressed up to go eat it. That said, I look forward to going to  Stoneface Dolly's for breakfast when we're allowed to eat in restaurants again.
  11. Liver is beautiful, the most underrated food of all time.
    A bold statement considering how people stick out their tongues in disgust after just hearing the word "liver", but there has to be a reason why liver and onions can still be found on the menu in some diners and restaurants. To my knowledge, I've never eaten liver; maybe it's time to remedy that while on lockdown - I'll keep you posted.
  12. Watermelon is disgusting.
    The racial overtures that are associated with black people and watermelon is disgusting, but the fruit itself? It is nice in a fruit salad, try grilling it to bring out its natural sweetness.
  13. Nuts in chocolate is really, really, wrong.
    This is only a problem if you have a nut allergy, as it's not that hard to find nut-free chocolate. I would have thought chocolate-covered raisins would have caused more of an uproar, but I guess Raisinets are more popular than I ever imagined.
  14. Rare steak sucks.
    If the idea of ordering a piece of meat that's still mostly red when you cut it offends you, consider that some people like to order their steak blue, seared on the outside, and completely raw inside. A steak cooked that way has an internal temperature that hovers around 50 degrees Celsius, compared to a medium-rare that roughly ten degrees hotter. If anything, my only concern is whether or not you put ketchup on it, because come on...
  15. Bacon is very good but… like… it’s not THAT good.
    I pretty much said as much back in one of my Works hamburger reviews. Fried pork is tasty, but it's not the end-all, be-all of food.
  16. Tea sucks.
    For years I was a dedicated tea drinker, having a cup of orange pekoe in the morning with my parents at breakfast. Then I got a job with people who only drank coffee at break, and from then I never looked back. I wouldn't go as far as to say tea is horrible, maybe a person just needs exposure to different teas.
  17. "I can’t stand pizza with tomato sauce."
    As a traditionalist, I would have to ask them what sauce they prefer if they aren't messing with tomato sauce. Bechamel is a popular alternative, along with pesto, BBQ sauce, ranch dressing, or chili sauce. I'd be willing to try one of these different sauces on a slice, but for me to swear off regular pizza sauce, it has to be one helluva of a great sauce.
  18. Meat is overrated.
    I'm assuming this is the opinion of the hardest of hardcore vegans and vegetarians. I'm always surprised at how good the food is when I do eat something vegetable-based, but unless it's for health reasons, I don't see why I wouldn't want to eat meat.
  19. Cake is not that good.
  20. Chocolate ice cream is absolutely disgusting.
  21. Vegetables are better than dessert.
    Who the hell is saying any of this?!? I'll give you that vegetables are very tasty when they're not boiled to a flavorless mush, that chocolate is not everyone's favourite ice cream, and that some people prefer other pastries. But this is just food trolling.
  22. "I don’t like Nutella."
    As popular as the chocolate-hazelnut spread is, it's not something I keep in the pantry myself. I can see why it has its detractors, everyone has their limits on how much sweet that can take. For those who can't get enough of the stuff,  here's a recipe from "The 4-Hour Chef" on how to make your own Nutella in case the grocery store runs out:
  23. DIY Nutella
    200 g canned hazelnut-praline paste (order it from Amazon)
    100 g softened unsalted butter
    75 g melted choclate (preferly 64% cacao bittersweet)
    1. Mix the hazelnut-praline paste and the butter with an immersion blender in a deep bowl until smooth
    2. Add the chocolate and beat until it's smooth again.
    3. Store in an airtight container in a dark, dry place at cool room temperature for 3 months.

Tuesday, January 15, 2019

Commentary on the year that was 2018


2019 is about a two-weeks old, so let's look back at what was hot, hip, and happening in 2018 while it's still fresh in our memories.

Food recalls: It seemed like every week last year, we were getting a warning to not eating something. E-coli in the produce, salmonella in the meat; with reports of food costs to go up this year, we shouldn't have to throw out as much as we do.

The Keto Diet: I completely missed this trend, but a diet that was used primarily to treat refractory epilepsy in children was all the rage. To me, it looks like it involves eating lots of avocados, eggs, nuts, cheese, and salmon, but fans of the keto diet claim you can turn your body into a “fat burning machine" by making it go into ketosis — a physical state where the body is flooded with "ketones" after you deprived it of carbohydrates. Others claim it's just another bad fad diet that's hard to follow, has a high fat intake and could have unknown long-term side effects. I guess like everything, moderation is the key.

Anthony Bourdain Dies: I loved his shows, I loved his writing, I loved his attitude. If I had discovered "Kitchen Confidential" before starting college, my life might have gone in a whole different direction.

Ottawa restaurant closures and openings: Among the noticeable closures in 2018 were Dunn's on Elgin; Wong's Palace; Table 85, and Boko Bakery. Ironically, the restaurant that forced the beloved Mello's to close in 2015, Ace Mercado, has also closed its doors, with surprisingly little fanfare. But as the guy in Semisonic warbled in the nineties, every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end with the Queen St. Fare, Ottawa's first food hall, opening in the old Hy’s Steakhouse, and acclaimed chef Briana Kim to open a new restaurant called Alice later this year. Both are on my ever-expanding list of local restaurants to visit.

Buck-a-Beer: Whether it's extending the hours of the LCBO, or considering letting corner stores sell beer, it seems all of millionaire Doug Ford's attempts to appeal to the common man involve getting people drunk. The premier's challenge to Ontario breweries to sell beer for a dollar (plus deposit) after the Ontario government lowered the minimum price by a quarter was a dud. No one wants to drink cheap beer (it tastes bad); no one wants to make cheap beer (you lose money doing so). It was a waste of time that had little to no payoff whatsoever. Hopefully, the Ontario government will handle marijuana edibles better when they become legal this year, I hear Doug has some experience in that area (allegedly).

The Big Mac Turns 50: Back in August U.S McDonald's franchises decided to celebrate the creation of placing two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onions on a sesame seed bun by giving customers a limited-edition collectable metal coin with the purchase of every Big Mac that could be redeemed for one free Big Mac until the end of the year. I would have thought there would have been more fanfare about this, not sure why Canadian Mickey D's didn't join in on the celebrating.

Starbucks Closes for ‘Racial Bias Training’: After an employee at a Starbucks called the cops on two black men for the crime of being black in a Starbucks, the company issued an official apology and eventually closed 8,000 of its U.S. shops for “racial bias training” on the afternoon of May 29. Canadian Starbucks followed suit on June 11 and closed all of their company-operated stores and offices for the afternoon as staff underwent similar training. I don't know how much this corporate lesson did to improve racial relations between staff and customers, but I do know that if you complained about not being able to get a cup of coffee that afternoon when they closed, you weren't looking that hard for coffee and you're a racist.

Ottawa Wine and Food Festival Bites The Dust: In a move no one saw coming despite the lack of online ticket sales, an ongoing legal battle, and a long line of people wanting the money they're owed, the popular Ottawa Wine and Food Festival was canceled eight days before its announced opening. Having been to the event when it was at the Ottawa Congress Centre, I didn't ever expect to use the word "clusterfuck" to describe the Ottawa Wine and Food Festival, but it's an appropriate word for everything involved with the event since the move to the EY Centre. There are plans to have another go this year, but I'm not holding my breath on it coming together - why can't Ottawa have nice things?

Mario Batali's Comeback: Despite having lost his job on “The Chew”, having his products pulled from store shelves, and being forced to step away from his restaurant business, Mario Batali still hoped he could salvage his reputation and career despite the numerous sexual misconduct accusations against him. But in spite of the charity work Batali is reportedly doing in Rwanda, and the news that he will not be charged for two alleged sexual assault cases against him, the public isn't ready to forgive the Louis CK of the cooking world. Me, I was done with him after I heard one of his restaurants had a rape room in it, fuck him and his asshole business partner from "MasterChef" Joe Bastianich.

Chef José Andrés Is Nominated for the 2019 Nobel Peace Prize: José Andrés is known for the three years he worked at elBulli, or for bringing the small plates dining concept to America in his restaurants. He is also known as the founder of World Central Kitchen, a non-profit devoted to providing meals in the wake of natural disasters. Because of his humanitarian efforts, he has been nominated for the 2019 Nobel Peace Prize. It's nice to know that not everything was horrible last year.

Monday, January 1, 2018

2017: Food Thoughts and Observations

Happy 2018 everyone. Instead of making resolutions, I'm going to take this opportunity to get some bullshit off my brain about some random thoughts I've had, and some more specific ones about the year that was.
  • For all the hand-wringing about the closing of Hy's and Mello's, the Ottawa food scene isn't any better or worse without them.
  • Poké may be just deconstructed sushi served on rice in a bowl, but it lives up to the food hype better than the sushi burrito.
  • It always pops up on best-of-Ottawa lists, but I've never known anyone who's eaten at Fritomania, and I've lived in Orleans for over 20 years.
  • For a city that isn't known as a food destination, we have a lot of food festivals. Not that I'm complaining, I like a summer with several ribfests in between beer festivals.
  • Having spent "An Evening with Matty Matheson", I am amazed these celebrity chefs ever had the time to cook what with all the cocaine and alcohol they consume.
  • In the upcoming municipal election, a candidate could win my vote by promising to cut the noose the city put around food trucks and treats them like any other restaurant opening within city limits.
  • Apparently, drinkable vinegar, snorting chocolate, and using activated charcoal as an ingredient were things in 2017 - who knew?
  • The "Riverdale" promotion aside, the only reason anyone should eat at Zak's is they're too drunk or too lazy to go anywhere else.
  • Grilling a thick slab of cauliflower may be tasty, but don't call it a steak.
  • Nothing wrong with being socially conscious, but do people ever talk about the food at Union 613 anymore?
  • If the price of having a meal at the Sky Lounge was what kept you away, fine, but don't use the excuse that it was a lack of a bathroom. Would being able to use a Port-a-Potty 45 metres up really make you feel more comfortable?
  • Anyone who has ever pondered whether a hot dog is or is not a sandwich has too much time on their hands (The answer, of course, is 'who cares?').
  • "Lucky Peach" was too good for this (publishing) world.
  • I do not understand the devotion people have for Perkins. It's a waffle house without any of the interesting late-night clientele. 
  • Never order jambalaya from an Irish pub; more specifically, don't order the jambalaya from the Audubliner Pour House. Tasting that slop was not the way to end a Franklin-family outing to see La Machine.
  • I loved Jules in "Pulp Fiction", but I got to side with Vincent, bacon and pork chops taste good; not as good as pumpkin pie, but better than a sewer rat.
  • I don't think anyone could have predicted the reaction “Rick and Morty” would have over McDonald’s Szechuan Sauce; some of these people lose their damn minds over this. 
  • The need to turn Guy Fieri from being a culinary punchline to a celebrity chef supergenius doesn't hide that's he's a goofball with cheesy theme restaurants, and is the most annoying thing on his shows, no matter how much cooking and business acumen he has.
  • Can someone explain to me why the owner of the Black Tomato made protest T-shirts for his employees to wear when he's closing the restaurant? Was it worth wasting those profits on a stupid stunt to get people to feel sorry for him?
  • Who would have thought that the best way to sell something overtly sweet and colourful was to add the word "unicorn" to it?
  • I wouldn't put my faith in Pepper Potts' claims about food without more scientific evidence, but I look forward to seeing her in the next "Avengers" movie.
  • Atelier, the Morning Owl, Dumpling Park - if there are three better restaurants that close to one another in Ottawa, I'd like to know who and where they are.

Festive Holiday Baking

Are you a hybrid worker being forced to attend an office potluck?  Do you need a dessert for your child's Christmas bake sale?  Feel l...