Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Easy baking

I don't bake. Like some of the contestants on "Chopped", I freeze up at the thought of having to bake a cake. It's not like I don't like baked goods, it's just that I would rather not try to make any. My wife does the baking in our house, and she does a good job making cookies, muffins, and pies for me and our son. But for whatever reason (not a big dessert guy, still foolishly equating baking as a girlie activity), I've never felt the need to give baking a try until recently. I came across a recipe on Instructables that was so easy and pain-free that even a novice like myself could bake someone happy. And since I needed to bring something to a pot-luck brunch I was invited to over this past long weekend, it was the perfect time to try it out.
Ingredients for Ice Cream Bread

3 cups self-rising flour (Or make your own using this simple equation: for each 1 cup of flour add 1½ teaspoons baking powder, and ½ teaspoon salt)
3 cups of your favorite ice cream (REAL ice cream, no low-fat or lite stuff)
  1. Preheat oven to 350℉ (180℃). Grease and flour bread pan, or line with parchment paper.
  2. Mix melted ice cream and flour until well combined. Pour into prepared bread pan.
  3. Bake for 45-90 minutes; the bread is done when a skewer inserted into the middle comes out clean. If the top starts to brown too much, cover it with aluminum foil and continue to bake.

Friday, July 19, 2013

Foodie fail

I wish I could say I'm one of those foodie home cooks who master any recipe they tackle but I'm not. Since the time I've decided to take my approach to cooking a bit more seriously, I've had some dishes that haunt me for their failure to come out as I had expected. The first was a Beef Wellington, a classic dish that I felt would satisfy my craving for meat and crusty bread at dinnertime. But while the beef tenderloin was cooked well, my puff pastry was not as light and flaky as I had hoped, the bottom had a mushy texture that didn't sit well with me. I quickly realized that I didn't roll the puff pastry thin enough, and I may have been a bit too enthusiastic with the egg wash. My wife thought it was fine regardless, but wives are like that, happy that their husbands made the effort to make dinner, or at the very least, are happy that they didn't have to cook dinner. Another cooking misstep was with making Eggs Benedict, and oddly enough, the mishap occurred on my second attempt. While I managed to poach the eggs without any problems, my attempt at making a Hollandaise sauce became a runny scrambled egg soup of a disaster. I don't know why I thought I could make the sauce on the stovetop; the only other time I tried making Eggs Benedict I used the blender method below. I couldn't use that sauce for my breakfast special, as it was part of a Mother's Day breakfast, so I poured the sauce down the drain, and threw a few drabs of Tabasco sauce on instead. Again, Dawn was happy with the meal, but I was annoyed with my results. I know I shouldn't have been, as mistakes are a part of the learning process, and in the Food Network/Martha Stewart world we live in, the bar is set to such ridiculously high heights, it's hard to not feel like you failed. There's no need for me to put extra pressure on myself. At this stage of my culinary travels, I should be striving to be just "good enough", and focus on learning better techniques and approaches to cooking than striving for perfection. And for the most part, I've been happy with the majority of the dishes I've made. I will overcome these food missteps, as I'm sure there will be others in the future. And if I mess up another meal, I'll use that stack of take-out menus on the top of the fridge as my backup plan. Expanding my cooking knowledge is one thing, but if I'm going to beat myself up for my kitchen nightmares, I might as well do it over a well-cooked meal...and the Eggs Benny at Stoneface Dolly's  is the best in Ottawa, IMHO.
Beef Wellington - Ingredients
1 - 1.5 kg beef tenderloin
3 tablespoons olive oil
1 cup mushrooms (include some wild ones if you like)
3.5 tablespoons butter
1 large sprig fresh thyme
100 ml ounces dry white wine
12 slices prosciutto or 12 slices bacon
1 handful flour, to dust
2 egg yolks beaten with 1 tsp water
  1. Heat oven to 350°F Place the beef tenderloin on a roasting tray, brush with 1 tbsp olive oil and season with pepper, then roast for 15 mins for medium-rare or 20 mins for medium. When the beef is cooked to your liking, remove from the oven to cool, then chill in the fridge for about 20 minutes.
  2. While the beef is cooling, chop the mushrooms as finely as possible so they have the texture of coarse breadcrumbs. You can use a food processor to do this, but make sure you pulse-chop the mushrooms so they don't turn into mush.
  3. Heat 2 tbsp of the oil and all the butter in a large pan and fry the mushrooms on a medium heat, with the thyme sprig, for about 10 mins stirring often, until you have a softened mixture. Season the mushroom mixture, pour over the wine and cook for about 10 mins until all the wine has been absorbed. The mixture should hold its shape when stirred. Remove the mushroom mixture from the pan to cool and discard the thyme.
  4. Overlap two pieces of plastic wrap over a large chopping board. Lay the prosciutto on the plastic wrap, slightly overlapping, in a double row. Spread half the mushroom mixture over the prosciutto, then sit the fillet on it and spread the remaining mushroom mixture over it. Use the plastic wrap edges to draw the prosciutto around the fillet, then roll it into a sausage shape, twisting the ends of plastic wrap to tighten it as you go. Chill the fillet while you roll out the pastry.
  5. Roll out a third of the pastry to a 17 x 30 cm strip and place on a non-stick baking sheet. Roll out the remaining pastry to about 27 x 35 cm  Unravel the fillet from the plastic wrap and place it in the center of the smaller strip of pastry and brush the pastry's edges, and the top and sides of the wrapped fillet, with beaten egg yolk. Using a rolling pin, carefully lift and drape the larger piece of pastry over the fillet, pressing well into the sides. Trim the edges to about a 4 cm rim. Seal the rim with the edge of a fork or spoon handle. Glaze all over with more egg yolk and, using the back of a knife, mark the beef Wellington with long diagonal lines taking care not to cut into the pastry. Chill for at least 30 mins and up to 24 hours.
  6. Heat oven to 350°F Brush the Wellington with a little more egg yolk and cook until golden and crisp - 20-25 mins for medium-rare beef, 30 mins for medium. Allow to stand for 10 mins before serving in thick slices.
Ingredients - Eggs Benedict 
8 pieces of bacon or 4 pieces of Canadian bacon
2 tablespoons chopped parsley, for garnish
4 eggs
2 teaspoons white or rice vinegar
2 English muffins
butter
Blender Hollandaise
10 Tbsp unsalted butter
3 egg yolks
1 Tbsp lemon juice
1/2 teaspoon salt
Dash of cayenne or tabasco
  1. Heat a large skillet on medium low heat. Add the meat, slowly fry, turning occasionally, until the Canadian bacon is browned on both sides, or if you're using strip bacon, until much of the fat is rendered out (about 10 minutes). Use tongs or a fork to remove the bacon from the pan, set on a paper towel to absorb the excess fat.
  2. While the bacon is cooking, bring a large saucepan two-thirds-filled with water to a boil, then add the vinegar. Bring the water to a boil again, then lower the heat to a bare simmer..
  3. To make blender Hollandaise, melt 10 Tbsp unsalted butter. Put 3 egg yolks, a tablespoon of lemon juice, 1/2 teaspoon salt in a blender, blend on medium to medium high speed for 20-30 seconds, until eggs lighten in color. Turn blender down to lowest setting, slowly dribble in the hot melted butter, while continuing to blend. Taste for salt and acidity and add more salt or lemon juice to taste.Transfer it to a container you can use for pouring and set it on a warm – but not hot – place on or near the stovetop.
  4. Poach the eggs. When all four eggs are cooked, turn off the heat, cover the pan, and let sit for 4 minutes. (Remember which egg went in first, you'll want to take it out first.) When it comes time to remove the eggs, gently lift out with a slotted spoon. Note that the timing is a little variable on the eggs, depending on the size of your pan, how much water, how many eggs, and how runny you like them. You might have to experiment a little with your set-up to figure out what you need to do to get the eggs exactly the way you like them.
  5. As soon as all the eggs are in the poaching water, begin toasting your English muffins. If you can’t get all the muffins toasted by the time the eggs are ready, gently remove the eggs from the poaching water and set in a bowl.
  6. To assemble the breakfast sandwich, butter one side of an English muffin. Top with two slices of bacon or 1 slice of Canadian bacon. You can trim the bacon to fit the muffin if you’d like. Put a poached egg on top of the bacon, then pour some Hollandaise over. Sprinkle some parsley over it all and serve at once.

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Led astray by Alexander Keith

I thought I knew what an India pale ale was when I tasted my first Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale back in the late nineties. I remember liking both the citrusy smell and the slight bitterness of the beverage, and it replaced Molson Canadian as my go-to beer when I went to either the bar or the Beer Store. Even after it was discovered the annoying Scotsman used in an ad campaign liked kiddie porn almost as much as he liked his ale, the popularity of Keith's continued to soar, with it now being available in the U.S. after being a Canadian exclusive for centuries. But as the saying goes, a little knowledge is a dangerous thing. Not only is Alexander Keith's not the best India pale ale on the market, it turns out that it isn't even a true India pale ale.

As beer nerds are quick to point out, a proper IPA has a higher alcohol content, is a lot more bitter due to the higher level of hops, and is fruitier in smell, and heavier in body than what you get in Alexander Keith's. Labatt, who owns Alexander Keith’s in Halifax, haven't brewed a strong-tasting ale since the days of  Prohibition, and Keith’s brew master emeritus doesn't feel there is a need to change the long-standing brand. And why should he; as their slogan used say, those who like Keith's, like it a lot. And I still like Keith's quite a bit. I'm not planning to throw out my membership in the Order of the Stag, and I give Alexander Keith all the credit in the world for being a better brewmaster than Samuel Adams ever was (turns out he was more interested in American independence than he was in making beer). But after a recent visit to the LCBO where I bought a random sampling of IPAs, I found a couple of ales that I'll be more than happy to drink over the course of the summer. If you have a chance, have a taste of the following, and feel free to let me know what you think, and if there's an IPA out there that I should be drinking, let me know.

Updated: 12-26-2016
* Personal favourite

Saturday, May 25, 2013

Cornballs and Frozen Bananas

For fans of the cancelled cult comedy "Arrested Development", the wait is finally over. Seven years later, season four starts streaming on Netflix at 3:01 a.m. ET. in Canada May 26th. What would be more perfect than getting together with some friends and serving some cornballs and some frozen bananas while watching the continuing adventures of the Bluth family? Nothing, that's what...come on!
Ingredients for Cornballs

1/2 cup white flour
1/2 cup fine cornmeal
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon fresh ground pepper
1 egg
1/2 cup unsweetened soy milk with 1 tablespoon fresh lemon juice
oil for frying
  1. Place all ingredients in a bowl and mix well.

    For a savory cornball, add the following to the bowl:
    1/4 cup diced onion
    2 minced cloves of garlic,
    1/4 teaspoon red chili flakes
    2 tablespoons grated cheddar cheese (optional)
    Once the mixture is combined, add in the kernels of the ear of a cob of corn and 2 minced green onions and mix again.

    For a sweeter cornball, add this ingredient instead:
    1/4 teaspoon cinnamon
    1/4 teaspoon sugar
    Once the mixture is combined, add in the kernels of the ear of a cob of corn and mix again.

  2. Heat at least 6 inches of oil in a pot. Once the oil is hot, begin making your cornballs. Make each ball about 1 inch round and carefully place them in the oil. Once the cornballs are a nice golden brown on one side, flip them over. They will need to cook about 3 minutes per side. Once done, remove them from the oil and lay down on a paper towel to cool. For the sweeter version, combine 1/4 cup of sugar with another ¼ teaspoon of cinnamon in a Ziploc bag, add the cooked cornballs, seal and shake. Serve hot with drizzled maple syrup on top.
Always remember to be very careful when making cornballs. The Bluths can't stress that enough.


Ingredients for Frozen Bananas

Bunch of bananas, peeled
Equal number of popsicle sticks to bananas
Bag of semi-sweet chocolate
4 tablespoons unsalted butter

Dipping decorations: granola, chopped nuts, sprinkles, jimmies, crushed cookies, or toasted coconut

  1. Line a sheet pan with waxed paper. Cut 1-inch off the end of each banana. 
  2. Insert a popsicle stick into the cut-end of each banana, pushing the stick halfway in, leaving the other end exposed for use as a handle. Place the bananas on the sheet pan and freeze 1 hour.
  3. While the bananas get hard, melt the chocolate and butter in a double-broiler or in a bowl over a saucepan of simmering water, stirring occasionally.
  4. Arrange the dipping decorations on several flat plates. Working with 1 banana at a time, dip it in the chocolate and turn to completely coat (spoon some on, if needed). Roll the dipped banana in the desired decorations, transfer to the sheet pan, and return to the freezer. Once frozen, store the bananas in an airtight container.

Friday, May 10, 2013

"Get Jiro!" - Review of a foodie comic book

Anyone who knows me (or at least has read my May 2012 blog post) knows I'm a huge comic book nerd. I've got longboxes of Marvel and DC comics and graphic novels in my basement next to action figures of my favorite characters still in the original packaging, and I can go toe-to-toe with any Comic Book Guy at ComicCon about obscure superhero minutia. More recently, I've become a fan of the writings of the enfant terrible of the celebrity chef set, Anthony Bourdain. So you can imagine my surprise and excitement when I discovered that Bourdain has written a graphic novel called "Get Jiro!", about the world's most dangerous chef. A story that allows me to embrace both my foodie and comic book sensibilities? That was something I had to read.

Co-written with Joel Rose, drawn by Langdon Foss, and inked by José Villarrubia, "Get Jiro" was inspired by Bourdain’s favorite sushi chef, Jiro Ono. The story is about a sushi chef caught in the middle of a war between two very powerful chefs in a world where food preparation and cooking is taken very seriously. And by serious, I mean the protagonist will decapitate someone disrespecting his sushi by ordering a California roll without hesitation. With the popularity of Food Network and the new crop of food-related shows on other networks, this story is an inspired take on Western food culture wrapped around a grind-house action thriller. I'm thinking Jet Li as Jiro if Hollywood ever runs out of superheroes to make movies about, with either Quentin Tarantino or Robert Rodriguez directing. While this is a story with a lot of blood being spilled, it also had a lot for foodies to enjoy, as the artwork makes the reader appreciate the art that is making proper sushi. I highly recommend this graphic novel if you are a fan of Anthony Bourdain or comic books in general.



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Sunday, May 5, 2013

Cinco de Mayo

Not only is today is a celebration of Mexican heritage and pride, it is also the day of Game 3 in the Montreal Canadiens/Ottawa Senators series in  NHL playoffs. What better way to enjoy both events than to watch the game with a couple of cervesas, some chips and some guacamole? Here's the recipe I like to use:
Ingredients

3 avocados - peeled, pitted, and mashed
1 lime, juiced
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup diced onion
3 tablespoons chopped fresh cilantro
2 tomatoes, diced
1 teaspoon minced garlic
1 pinch ground cayenne pepper
  1. In a medium bowl, mash together the avocados, lime juice, and salt.
  2. Mix in onion, cilantro, tomatoes, and garlic. Stir in cayenne pepper.
  3. Refrigerate 1 hour for best flavor, or serve immediately.

Time to put the Coronas on ice. Go Sens Go!

Tuesday, April 30, 2013

"A Matter of Taste: Serving up Paul Liebrandt" - Review of a foodie documentary

Two years ago, I saw a trailer for a documentary about the driven chef Paul Liebrandt that I knew I wanted to see. "A Matter of Taste: Serving up Paul Liebrandt" was playing at the Mayfair, but for whatever reason, I missed the showing, but I recently discovered it was available for rent at the Ottawa Public Library. The documentary follows Liebrandt over a ten year period, and documents the highs and lows of his career. Those include being the youngest chef ever to earn a three star review from the New York Times; to being unemployed after a dispute with the owners a restaurant he worked at (they preferred a menu of comfort food over his more avant-garde menu); to re-opening a restaurant at the request of a famous restaurateur. Liebrandt is worthy of all the hype that surrounds him, as he is as much an artist as he is a chef, and the documentary shows how focused he is at achieving the perfection he demands from his staff to prepare his food creations. The film concludes with the new restaurant's opening and the staff eagerly awaiting the review that can make or break a restaurant, the one that appears in the New York Times. If you're a fan of molecular gastronomy, or enjoy watching an artist perform in their element, you should seek out this film, as there is quite a lot to enjoy in a fast-paced 69 minutes.


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