What’s in Season: Asparagus with Almonds

You don't have to love fruits and vegetables to take advantage of the local farmer's market. Do it to support local business and our farmers; do it if reducing your carbon footprint is a concern to you; or do it to try a new recipe using produce you can certain of its freshness and quality. This month's fresh ingredient is asparagus, a vegetable I've talked about in a previous post. It works as a side dish to almost any main course, and best of all, it's easy to make.

Ingredients

450 g asparagus, washed with the hard fibrous parts of the stems broken off
30 g chopped almonds
14 g butter
salt
pepper
cayenne pepper (optional)

1.  Melt the butter over medium heat in a pan large enough to hold all the asparagus.  Once the butter has melted, cook the almonds in the butter until the butter and almonds have browned (if you want to spice things up a notch, this is where you would add the cayenne).
2.  Add the asparagus to the pan. Season them with salt and pepper, then move the asparagus around with a large silicone spatula or a wooden spoon, scooping the butter and almonds up on top to coat them. The asparagus can then be cooked in the pan as long as you keep the asparagus spears moving, about 6 to 8 minutes. The asparagus should be crisp but without a raw taste.
   
   Alternative method: Steam the asparagus for two minutes, then sauté them in the almond/butter mixture.

Cooking at 4:20

People have been eating marijuana for almost as long as they have been smoking the stuff. With the news that Canada will legalize marijuana by July 1, 2018, the countdown has begun on when the public can legally get their hands on the wide variety of products containing THC, the chemical compound that makes cannabis so enticing to people. If eaten as is, weed isn't very effective, as the digestive system is unable to digest THC. However, THC is fat soluble, which is why people cook their pot with a fat; when cooked and heated, this releases the THC from the cannabis and into the fat. One of the more popular ways to put marijuana in food is using cannabutter. In honour of 4:20, here's a recipe for making this popular pothead spread:

Ingredients

454 g butter
240 mL water
40 g marijuana, grounded up 

(NOTE: Until the law is officially changed, possession of marijuana is still illegal. Don't blame me if you get arrested.)

1. Put the water and the butter in a saucepan, and begin simmering everything at a low heat to let the butter melt (adding water helps to regulate the temperature, and prevents the butter from burning).
2. Add the cannabis, and let the mixture simmer for 2-3 hours, stirring occasionally. Be sure to never let the mixture come to a full boil.
3. Once the simmering is complete, pour the mixture into a glass, refrigerator-safe container - use either cheesecloth or a fine strainer to strain out all the plant material. Get as much liquid out of the plant material, then throw it out. Cover and refrigerate what's in the glass container overnight, or until the butter has hardened and separates from the water, which should also be thrown out.
4. Use as you would regular butter. To test for potency, start with one portion of a serving, then wait an hour or two. You'll know if you require more or not, so don't drive or use heavy machinery while under the influence.

Mother's Day Limoncello

Just because everyone's favourite Hallmark holiday is several weeks away doesn't mean it's not a good time to think about what you should give dear old Mom as a present. And what would be better for the woman who fed you, and put up with so much of your crap, than a homemade lemon liqueur popularized in Italy over a century ago. Traditionally made from the zest of lemons, it is steeped in grain alcohol until the lemon oil is released. The resulting yellow liquid is then mixed with a simple syrup. Served chilled as an after-dinner digestivo, it`s perfect for sipping after the dinner you made or took your mom out to, or for when you and mommy are sitting around shooting the breeze on a warm day.

20 lemons
1.75 L Everclear or 100-proof vodka
sugar
water

1. Wash and peel the lemons with a sharp paring knife to remove all the white pith from the inside of the peel (it gives the limoncello a bitter taste), or a microplane to remove the zest from the lemons. Put the skins or the zest in a clean glass or plastic container large enough to hold at least 2.5 litres.
2. Add the alcohol and seal the container. Wrap it in plastic and then in aluminum foil (to shield it from the light), and let it sit in a cool place in the back of the cupboard or in the basement for 2 to 4 weeks (the longer, the better). Shaking the container at various times isn't necessary, but it won't hurt.
3. After the infused alcohol has sat for a period, make a simple syrup by combining 475 mL water with 400 g sugar in a saucepan. Bring the mixture to a boil, stirring frequently, for 2 to 3 minutes. Let the syrup cool completely by placing the pan in an ice bath.
4. Strain the peels out of your alcohol mixture (you will have to do multiple strainings if you used lemon zest) and stir in the simple syrup. Divide your limoncello into bottles, seal, and let them sit for 7 to 10 days to let the syrup marry with the lemon-infused alcohol.
5. Store your homemade after-dinner drink in the freezer, and serve in pre-chilled glasses or small ceramic cups.