Saturday, January 18, 2020

Drink Long and Prosper - "Star Trek" Cocktails

Growing up I had a lot of sci-fi interests, like the disco-era "Battlestar Galactica"; a Buck Rogers with a robot sidekick voiced by Mel Blanc; the Tom Baker version of "Doctor Who"; and George Lucas' first space trilogy. But the first live-action space fantasy that I ever became hooked on was "Star Trek". I discovered it back when the CBC showed the syndicated episodes on Sunday mornings after "Coronation Street". I didn't pay attention to the finer points of the plots (such as they were) of the original series, but I knew Capt. Kirk, Mr. Spock, and their friends flew around in a cool spaceship that could beam them to and from strange new worlds, where they sought out new life and new civilizations with their fists and laser guns. I kept my love of "Star Trek" to myself, as it wasn't as popular with my friends as "Star Wars" was, and its fans were mocked for being obsessive losers with bad hygiene and worse social skills by everyone else. I watched the original series whenever I saw it was on, but I didn't make watching "Star Trek" a priority until the groundbreaking "Next Generation" series debuted several years later. Whether it was the improved special effects, or the superior acting and writing, this version of Gene Roddenberry's vision was better received and more accepted by mainstream audiences. This surge in popularity also rubbed off on "Star Trek" fans as well, and with geek culture at its highest, every comic book convention and devoted cos-playing fan owes a debt of gratitude to all the Trekkies who made being a fanboy/girl and geeking out cool. With Sir Patrick Stewart returning to television with "Star Trek: Picard", get your inner Guinan on and be the hit of your Trekkie viewing party with these Star Trek-themed cocktails. It may not be the same as having a drink at Ten-Forward or at Quark's, but it will do until hologram technology catches up to our imaginations.

PLEASE REMEMBER THE PRIME DIRECTIVE - DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE

Romulan ale
Ingredients
25 mL blue curaçao
25 mL vodka
25 mL Triple Sec
25 mL lemonade
  1. Pour the ingredients into a highball or any tall slim glass and stir.

    For an extra kick to make it more like its super potent and highly illegal inspiration, add 10 ml of Everclear.
Klingon blood wine
Ingredients
30 mL white rum
30 mL white tequila
tabasco sauce
grenadine
cranberry juice
  1. Fill a glass with ice cubes, and add two dashes of tabasco sauce, and one dash of grenadine.
  2. In a drink shaker, add the rum, and the tequila, and shake. Pour the contents into the glass with the ice, then top off the drink with cranberry juice until the glass is full.
The Jean Luc Picard
Ingredients
240 mL tea, Earl Grey, hot
30 mL Grand Marnier liqueur
  1. Brew the tea, and pour it into a teapot. Add the Grand Marnier and stir.
  2. Serve in a teacup.
The DS9 (This drink is better known as a Save the Planet, but is renamed for the space station that was instrumental in saving the planet Bajor for seven seasons)
Ingredients
30 mL vodka
30 mL melon liqueur (Midori, if possible)
15 mL blue curaçao
green Chartreuse
  1. Fill a drink shaker with ice. Add the vodka, melon liqueur, and blue curacao. Shake.
  2. Strain the contents into a chilled cocktail glass. Float the green Chartreuse on top and serve.
The 7 & 7 of 9 (Renamed for everyone's favorite refugee from the Borg Collective)
Ingredients
45 mL Seagram's 7 blended whiskey
7-Up
  1. Fill a highball or any tall slim glass with ice. Add the Seagram's 7 and fill the rest of the glass with 7-Up.
  2. Garnish with a cherry and an orange slice or with a twist of lemon (both are optional).
The Vulcan Beauty (This drink is based on the brandy-based drink the American Beauty because Vulcans make brandy, and American actress and model Jolene Blalock famously played Vulcan first officer and science officer T'Pol on "Star Trek: Enterprise".)
Ingredients
20 mL brandy
20 mL dry vermouth
20 mL orange juice
15 mL grenadine
15 mL creme de menthe
  1. Fill a drink shaker with ice. Add all the ingredients and shake.
  2. Strain it into a chilled cocktail glass.

Wednesday, January 1, 2020

Random Thoughts on Food Trends of the Decade

All the best to everyone in 2020. As we say goodbye to 2019 and look forward to a new decade, it's time to look back at some of the foods and food-related things that occurred in the 2010s.
  • Cauliflower
    In the past ten years, the price of cauliflower has skyrocketed, with it going for as much as $9 per head at one point. Though a drought in California, oil prices, and a dropping Canadian dollar were to blame for this, it didn't stop the rise in popularity of cauliflower rice and cauliflower crust.
  • Food in bowls
    Putting food in small hand-sized bowls was a popular thing this past decade, which is strange given that putting food in bowls has been around for as long as there have been bowls. It got popular enough that the term "bowl food" now exists, with the British press making a big deal about Prince Harry and Meghan Markle serving food other than soup and cereal in bowls at their wedding reception.
  • Craft beer
    So many people started drinking beers from small independent breweries that the major breweries stood up and took notice, with new offerings to compete with the abundance of IPAs, sours, 
    kölschs, and saisons now available.
  • Cannabis edibles
    With weed legalization happening in more places around the world, people are being introduced to more ways to get the effects of cannabis without having to smoke it. Whether it's infused in gummies, cereal bars, lollypops, or seltzers, you're no longer limited to brownies.
  • Non-dairy milk
    The cow has lost out on its monopoly in the dairy section with almond, coconut, hemp, rice, and soy milk now being regularly available. This opened up so many possibilities and options to people with dairy restrictions, milk allergies, or are lactose intolerant.
  • Gluten
    Over the past ten years, we learned that gluten makes dough chewy and elastic and that people who don't even suffer from celiac disease enjoying gluten-free meals.
  • Food on Instagram
    If you check someone's phone, you're probably going to find a photo of something someone can eat. Letting others see what they ate or what is available to be eaten is how Instagram became a social media powerhouse.
  • The Instant Pot
    It's hard to believe that this ingenious kitchen device only debuted ten years ago. Now it's taking up space on kitchen counters everywhere with its ability to be seven different devices all at once.
  • Plant-based meat
    People took to plant-based meats in a big way last year. There is some debate on whether this meat alternative is healthier for you, but anything that cuts one's intake of red meat isn't a bad thing health-wise.
  • Pumpkin spice
    You either like it a lot or loathe it with every fibre of your being, but there was no escaping this ubiquitous flavouring, even if you didn't like expensive coffees.
  • Fried chicken sandwiches
    You couldn't eat the ones at Chick-fil-a without upsetting the LGBTQ community; you couldn't find one at Popeyes because they sold out of them within hours; the other fast food companies scrambled to market one of their own. Who knew putting a piece of chicken in a bun would be so lucrative and controversial?
  • Avocado
    Whether it was being put on toast, or being blamed for people's inability to save for a house in today's market, the avocado was the food that millennials made famous.

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